my incoming sms

August 18, 2007 at 12:22 pm (consolado, discoteca, dj, egypt, friends, independence day, jokes, marry, moive, numbers, party, people, phone, portugal, progressive house, quote of the day, smart)

person name #1

same to u….i m sorry i have got a new phone, who’s this?

hahahah sorry… not much u tell…..what u up to?

next person name #2

hey u wana frendship with me?

y u so mean 2 me… no harm in a date.

person #3

if you are married please ignore this message….for everyone else…

“happy independence day”

person #2

hey hey cum on msg me i mean no harm.

i hope ur enjoying ur nite of freedom.

person name #4 some one special.

get up sugar muffin! Get ready4 work love muwaaah i love u jani.

next person name #5

come to market.

next person name # dj 6

kashif, what da hecks going on? did u tell her that i said that i & she are engaged?

last night i was spinning & i found a sms from her telling me she wanted to ask me something, when i asked her what this thing was, she told me this i was surprised actually. this totally non sense & now she’s telling how i dare treating her like a bitch.i don’t even remember when we talked.we just chat.

I’m not in my city kashif, i have no computer around, just in ma room in the hotel.call me if its ok for u. hugs

next person name # 7

hey kashi, the pass is for 2500, whenever u want it give us a call we’ll meet up.

person name # 8

quote of the day: “Virginity is not dignity, it is lack of opportunity.”

A sarda: ” i saw my wife going to a movie with a strange man.” Friend: “did u follow them inside?” “no yaar,” replied sardarji , “I had already SEEN the movie!!

person name # 9

ek music channel start karne me kitna budget chaheye hoga?

person name #10

Party at the beach for progressive house lovers! 2k per couple.

person # dj 6

hey dude how r ? just woke up hehe, came last night to Egypt after a gig last thu. in the north coast. so sorry to hear about the flood thing as i really dint know 😦 . hope things are better now bro.about my the dates for aug here is my schedule so far: 2, 9, 16/8 club summer moon, Egypt. 3/8 Lebanon. 23-25 discoteca consolado ,Portugal. let me know about ur plans my friends as i really miss u all 🙂 . say hi to all bro plz hugs.

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be a loser this summer…..!!!!

August 16, 2007 at 4:58 pm (caffeine, calories, cucumbers, diet, food, funny, humor, ice tea, people, power, protein, purple grapes, salads, smart, veggetables, watermelon)

1. Cucumbers: Cucumbers are loaded with water and incredibly low in calories. One whole cucumber provides only 45 calories.

2. Frozen red/purple grapes: At only 80 calories per cup, frozen grapes are the perfect way to satisfy a sweet tooth.

3. Summer salads: For a low-calorie, filling entrée; pile your plate with unlimited veggies and lean protein and toss with low-fat salad dressing.

4. Iced skim café latte: Caffeine perks you up… and skim milk supplies low-calorie protein (which helps stabilize your blood sugar and revs your metabolism).

5. Grilled veggies: Load your grill with mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, zucchini, eggplant, and asparagus. For an easy, low-cal prep: Spray your veggies with nonstick cooking oil and lightly toss with kosher salt and your preferred seasonings.

6. Air-popped popcorn: The perfect guilt-free munch food at only 30 calories and 2 grams of fiber per popped cup.

7. Nonfat flavored yogurt: Creamy combo of cabs and protein that keeps you full for hours.

8. Unsweetened iced tea: Calorie-free and full of phytonutrients. For a shot of natural sweetness, slice in fresh fruit and refrigerate overnight.

9. Watermelon: Loaded with water, this Vitamin C-rich summer fruit provides only 80 calories per cup (or large wedge).

10. Gazpacho: Fill up your growling stomach with a refreshing chilled bowl of tomato-based soup. One cup is typically between 50 and 100 calories.

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my visual DNA test.

August 13, 2007 at 2:28 pm (DNA, gesture, humor, ideas, jokes, people, science, smart, truth)

MOOD : wild cat …..hahahah LOls

FUN : worker bee…..i don’t think so

HABITS : high time roller……..trance on

LOVE : part time lover…..now thats what i m talking about 😉

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im bawled for six months….

August 10, 2007 at 4:21 pm (bawled, commercials, humor, ignored, people, phone, ruining, smart, trimmer, truth, washroom, women)

well last night…i came back from work…quite tired…very hungry …quickly had my food, satisfying day( i thought so) it wasn’t, something was bothering me. While i was watching t.v and suddenly it struck…for a moment i wasn’t sure if it was really the thing that is bothering me, anyways i ignored it for a moment….but the thought was repeating up in my head again and again completely ruining the movie i was watching. I quickly pause the movie and started scratching my head and wondering how would i look once i m bawled, will i still be as attractive as i m, will any women fall for me, except me bawled for six months, will my colleagues ask me out for lunch anymore…will i be offered any commercials again..so many things running and playing need for speed in my head.

anyways i got up and agreed to do what my heart wants me to do…ignoring every aspect of my life, I start searching for my hair trimmer( haven’t used it for awhile, don’t know where i kept it.) After a search of 10 minuets i found the trimmer. Charged the machine for half an hour. whats next,

i went in( where els ) the washroom, looked at my hair one last time.

to be continued.

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Romantic Ideas

August 7, 2007 at 4:36 pm (beach, dates, gesture, ideas, love, romance, roses, smart, sunsets)

well here are a few romantic ideas i remember

*Make a little loving gesture every day for one full year.

*Walk on the beach in the moonlight.

*Put a note in a romance novel saying, “The story is great but our own love story is the best”

*Get every movie starring your lovers favorite actor.

*Make love to him/her every night until he/she asks you to stop.

*Give him/her twelve dozen roses on all their special days.

*Listen to a romantic audio tape, fix a cup of hot flavored tea, and light two candles.

*Write a list of 50 or more things you like or love about your sweethear

*Unplug the TV set. Put a note on the screen saying, “Turn Me on Instead”.

*Look straight into the eyes of your love and PAY ATTENTION to what they tell you! Tell your mate something about you that no one else knows.

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